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PostSubject: Joke: marriage.... >.<   Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:41 am

Before marriage..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

FOR AFTER MARRIGE, READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

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